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Camel wool coat Max Mara: terrible reviews! Why there are negative opinions about the Max Mara brand, what “virgin wool” is and other features of outerwear made from camel hair.

The real Camel. Exotic. And it looks expensive. That's why people buy these coats. The price of a Max Mara camel wool coat ranges from 70 to 100 thousand rubles, just right for a branded, recognizable item. A couple of years ago, a kind of general boom for these clothes began.

And then reviews began to appear:

“I bought a Max Mara coat and ordered the original through an Italian store. It arrived, excellent, very soft to the touch, looks great. But after the season, scuffs from the bag and on the sleeves were noticed. The quality left a very bad impression!”

Or like this:

“Two years and I had to buy a new coat. Max Mara - warm, comfortable, well-made, fits perfectly on the figure. But now even famous brands don’t make things for a long time. A year, maximum two, and then go ahead and buy a new one. It was frayed on the shoulder and lapels, making it look sloppy. I walk in it in the evenings with the dog.”

What's wrong with a branded item, is Max Mara really that low quality?

Virgin wool

Some Max Mara products are labeled “virgin wool”. Russian experts have translated it as “fur of virgins.”

Allegedly, the Italians look for uncovered female camels, then cut their hair with golden scissors, and sew their coats from this raw material. That's why they are so short-lived, but expensive and pleasant to the touch.

This, of course, is complete nonsense. We are talking about primary processed wool, natural and without any additional elements. That is, in Europe, clothes are often made from materials that have been worn and thrown away. And here we mean the original raw materials.

Camel wool is a specific material. Old wool is quite strong and tough, but for sewing coats, mainly the undercoat is used, that is, the hairs are young, with a minimum of chitin and keratin. Otherwise, there will be no view.

Therefore, it is impossible to sew a high-quality coat from camel wool so that it is soft, feminine, fits the figure well, and does not wear out.

How to extend the life of a Max Mara coat?

If you want to wear a coat made of camel hair every day (or this is a necessity, for example, for allergy sufferers), then you should not do three things - carry a bag on your shoulder, drive a car or ride in crowded transport, write something at the table.
If you just wear a coat on the street, it will last indefinitely. Russian women somehow manage to use such things for many years.

Is it worth buying a Max Mara camel hair coat? If it plays into the hands of self-esteem, gives joy and pleasant emotions, why not? But the practicality of such clothing still raises big questions.

Eternal women's problems and subtleties... Conversations about them never subside, and sometimes flare up with renewed vigor. Sometimes, like the jack-in-the-box, new topics appear or old ones reach out. For example, the cameltoe problem is quite widely known and has been voiced many times. Nevertheless, it does not become any less relevant. And we're not even talking about mere mortals...

How many times have public people been caught and photographed with this disgrace, but they still won’t stop and make unforgivable mistakes.

Let's remember Tina Kandelaki's recent fiery selfie, where she shows off her abs in sports shorts with a vertical seam:

This is, of course, the question of why such shorts are sewn, but still the main bewilderment is caused by the people who buy and wear them.

For example, Nicole Kidman is the ambassador and face of Chanel... She shows us not only her impressive height, but also something that not everyone wants to see. Apparently due to the complete lack of underwear. Emphasizing the “X” look of the legs with flared leggings against this background is already nonsense.

Remember, leggings are not trousers; they should be worn with tunics, long sweaters, T-shirts, and dresses. In general, with everything that covers the details of your physical structure in the pelvic area. Both front and back. If you leave the house wearing pants like these, turn around and go home. Your cameltoe and butt will be conspicuous and not everyone will be happy to see these anatomical details. Cover them!

Take an example from Kim Kardashian. Despite the fact that her center of gravity has long been disturbed and because of this she moves very strangely, she carefully monitors her cameltoe.

Although perhaps the paparazzi are so captivated by her increasingly heaving “Kardashian” that it doesn’t occur to them to photograph her camel toe? After all, if you rummage through the archives, you can see that five years ago she was not so attentive:

Everyone makes mistakes in their youth, including Angelina Jolie, who has now begun to dress very conservatively.

However, this is still a question of what is worse, showing off the paws or these costumes with a bulky top and sleeves like the Swan Princess.

“I am a black moth, I am a flying mouse...”

Angelina loves to emphasize her fragility with loose clothing. Sometimes emphasizing not exactly what is needed... Powerful round shoulders and rocket chests contrast poorly with emaciated bony legs.

This outfit looks terrible and would make anyone look ten years old.

Also, sportswear is sometimes amazing. Here is the Kazakhstan women's team in a sport unknown to me, something so complicated was cut out below. Probably these are cyclists... And they had special windproof applications on their underpants.

What if I’m wrong, and this cut helps develop speed?

Until those red pants start, I really like her. The face is so spiritual, it’s all about feelings. Pause on it and then quickly scroll down. With my eyes closed. And I will not comment on what is below. But it clearly doesn’t suit the face!

Canadian beauty... Beautiful? I don't know...

Looking at the photo, I can’t say what she looks like, what color her hair is, what kind of nose and lips she has. I can't say anything about her. Because the gaze is involuntarily directed at... Please don"t make me say it again!

At the same time, it would seem, what’s so super-complicated here? After all, it’s quite easy to minimize or hide this matter. The rules are basic: wear underwear, do not wear knitwear with a vertical seam. Well, if you really like walking around in yoga pants without panties, wear a longer T-shirt or tunic. Don't want a long one? Well, at least sew on some sequins. You will sparkle and shimmer:

It’s clear that someone can’t wait to show off a cool, toned butt (this is the only thing you can admire in such pants). So why not use special camouflage pads? Like this:

There are more substantial options. Special underwear from Camelflage - and there are no problems even in knitwear with a vertical seam:

Similar achievements in the women's underwear industry are actively used during fashion shows and shows. Pamela Anderson doesn't have to worry about anything in a swimsuit. Well, besides how she will breathe:

Miranda Kerr. Beautiful!

The main thing to remember here is that the best is the enemy of the good, and not to overdo it with excessive decoration. Unless, of course, you have a goal to look like a ballet dancer. Apparently, after completing special packaging courses, Renee Zellweger still achieved this resemblance:

And if you want to wear yoga pants without bothering with special underwear and pads, then Lululemon has solved this problem.

Or my favorite activewear from Athleta that will show off your butt and nothing else:

I prefer to do all my trips to the gym or to a yoga session in Kickbooty pants. And their Lined City Jogger is a must-have for the slender, modern woman's casual wardrobe and will look great with a soft, relaxed blazer or jacket.

But fitness in this outfit from Nike may only be of interest to teenagers or those suffering from a lack of sex. Why are they doing this?

No one disputes that some severe cases cannot be “treated” by clothing. And this is where plastic surgery comes to the rescue.

Fat deposition in the pubic area is very typical for women with an “apple” figure. However, women often do not realize this and when undergoing liposuction in the abdominal area, do not think about the “northern” region.

And often in vain... Tina’s abs, if she had done this, would have looked much cooler in those same tight shorts.

Of course, not all problems can be solved by simply pumping out fat. For this purpose, there is intimate plastic surgery that allows you to surgically change the size and shape of both the labia minora and labia majora.

We cut out, reduce, cut, sew. Voila!

Everything seems simple, but don’t rush to the first doctor you come across. As elsewhere, there are plenty of incompetent people training on you, for your own money, in intimate surgery. They can cut and sew anything.

The possibilities for aestheticizing even the most intimate places are now unlimited. And you certainly shouldn’t neglect the simplest methods and become the subject of ridicule and dirty jokes behind your back.

A little knowledge - and all problems will be successfully solved!

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"Camel toe" is a colloquial name for the outline of a woman's external genitalia that shows through tight-fitting clothing. As stated above, this problem occurs when the clothing is too tight. This is common in swimsuits, swim trunks, skinny jeans, leggings and short shorts. If this problem has not passed you by, don't worry. After reading this article, you will learn how to prevent camel toe.

Steps

Choosing the right clothes

Wear clothes that are the appropriate size. Of course, skinny pants or shorts look very attractive. However, if your appearance goes beyond the bounds of decency, then you are unlikely to look beautiful.

Choose clothes of certain fabrics. The camel toe problem most often affects items made from stretch fabrics. For example, stretchy yoga shorts may make you feel awkward if you wear them to a workout.

1. Give preference to clothes in dark colors. Black or dark fabrics camouflage camel toe.

   • The worst option is elastic fabrics in light colors.
   • Stretchy shorts or pants in light colors promote the appearance of camel toe.

2. Choose the right leggings. Give preference to tight, non-see-through leggings, through which your underwear will not be visible.

   Preventing camel toe

   1. Wear underwear. If you want to prevent camel toe, wear underwear. Otherwise, you will not be able to avoid the appearance of camel toe.

      • This is especially true for clothes made of thin, stretchy or light-colored fabric. If you don't wear underwear, but wear clothes made of thin, stretchy or light-colored fabrics, you can't avoid this problem.
      • Wear tight panties. If you wear tight panties, you're less likely to experience camel toe as they won't be too tight. In addition, tight panties will provide the necessary support, smoothing out all the lines.

   2. Buy clothes or panties with multiple seams. When buying jeans, trousers or shorts, choose ones that have multiple seams.

      • For example, purchase garments that have a V-shaped seam in the crotch area.
      • Garments with only one seam in the crotch area can cause camel toe. This is because the fabric will move and cause a camel toe.

   3. Choose pants with a low waistline. This applies to both denim pants and sweatpants. The higher the waistline, the more likely you are to have camel toe.

      • When choosing trousers, go to the fitting room and put them on, paying attention to the appearance of “camel toe”. Avoid mom jeans. Such models have a high waist, widen at the hips and narrow at the ankle. Not only is it uncomfortable and often unsightly, this type of jeans contributes to the formation of “camel toe”.
      • Choose trousers and sweatpants according to your hip size. Avoid wearing pants that will bunch up in the crotch area.